Friday, January 28, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Monday, January 17, 2011
(telemarketing | St. Louis, MO, USA)
(My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)
Little Girl: “Hello?”
Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”
Little Girl: “That’s me.”
Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”
Little Girl: “I have two dads.”
Me: “Oh well, never mind then. Have a nice day!”
Little Girl: “Wait! Why did you call?”
Me: “I’m selling make-up.”
Little Girl: “Oh! One of my daddies loves that stuff, it makes him look pretty when he goes dancing! Let me give him the phone! Dad! Dad! Some girl wants to make you look pretty!”
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Art that once moved me is now something that I study to determine how it achieved its effect.
I suppose this is a bit like a Wall St. kid complaining that making money isn't as fun as he heard. All apologies...
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
So given the principles of transubstantiation...did the priest give the Holy Son a liver infection by accidentally bleeding in His blood? It works both ways right?
Or did Jesus already have Hep A from some Magdalena tomfoolery and it took science 2,000 years to notice?
Either way, it's a Christmas miracle!