Tuesday, November 20, 2012


A nut in Arizona has decided to discriminate against Obama voters by refusing to sell them guns.

Right-o.  Um, explain to me again why the right wing is so terrified of liberals "coming for their guns" when apparently all you have to do is turn us away with an ad in the local paper?

Friday, November 16, 2012

Twinkie-Dee, Twinkie-Dum

The B.C.T.W.&G.M.I. Union at the Hostess plants have found a novel way of fighting the obesity epidemic.

I think whichever unions are responsible for Cool Ranch Doritos and those unfairly delicious Bowl Noodle Soups should really think about renegotiating their contracts next...

Gaza Doom

(The title is a riff on the dwarven kingdom of Khazad-dum from LOTR...and is probably in very poor taste, which is why I went with it.)

Re: the burgeoning conflict between Israel and Gaza, I have no more sympathy for the parties involved in a war rooted in religion than I would for those engaged in a race war.  Find something less silly to fight about.

Father Dearest

With Mitt Romney's defeat, may we finally place a moratorium on candidates for high office running because of their daddy issues?  (I'm looking at you, John Quincy!)  But c'mon, Romney, George W., even "Dreams From My Father" Obam-er.  It's overdone.  Let it drop.