Monday, March 30, 2009

43: Addenda Ad Infinitum

This shit was obvious to anyone with even the mildest interest in tangible, political results over base self-gratification. I'm sure it felt great to beat the hell out of the guy. I'm sure there was a collective deep tingle when he started singing.

Here's the thing: it didn't get us anything remotely useful.

Christ, and they say libs are the ones who can't tell a strategy from a tactic. This policy was so short-sighted it should have been deemed legally fucking blind...

Friday, March 27, 2009

And Flights Of Angels...

Steven Bach, rest in peace.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

So Heavy It Made That Vein Pop Out

Well, that went well.

We loaded in, fired up the axes, skins, and vox, respectively, then all took a seat just behind the beat, where we chilled comfortably for the evening.

Later, I got kudos as well as some excellent tips and feedback from several of the fine folk in attendance. So I learned something too! My grade school librarian would have been pleased.

About needing to seek medical attention for her ruptured eardrums, probably less so.

(throws up devil horns to communicate to the deafened marm our full endorsement of teh rawk!)

The Deep In Vein lady, when she's feeling modest.
What can I say? Her wardrobe is limited.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A More Perfect Union

Congratulations are in order.

Could there be a better pairing of someone whose genius is beating men up with someone whose genius is beating men off?

May their wacky combination of prepositions bring nothing but happiness!

And then kick someone's ass.

Just saying...

If she'd had to wear gloves like these her career might have turned out differently.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Push The Plunger Deeper! (Updated)

Deeper...In Vein, that is!

That's right. The heavy rides again on its...um, really well constructed conveyance...which can support the burden of all the heavy, um, heaviness. Rawk!

March 21st. Deets to be announced. Bring your struts, i-beams, prestressed concrete girders: whatever you need to use to bear the weight.

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For those looking for the option that best suits them, such helpful hardware can be found here.

They don't call it rock 'n radial roller bearings for nothin'.

buh-dum-bum-B power chord

The face of Deep In Vein. The breasts probably
won't be making an appearance.


Update: The gravitational collapse is scheduled to happen at Port 41, midnight. Considering that the gig's in Hell's Kitchen, I think we've moved into hot and heavy territory.

buh-dum-bum-sternum rupturing bass tone