Rapturous

It's May 22nd. The rapture was yesterday. Anybody notice a certain 144,000 people missing this morning? Bueller...?

Israel still around? Oh, it is? And growing, you say?

His ways truly are mysterious.....

Early Morning Random Snark

Um...

Today, my husband got a random vasectomy, all because I said we needed protection. I meant condoms. Apparently he hadn't been listening when I told him about my fantasies of having a big family some day. FML.

I would argue that he heard you crystal clear....

A personal version:

Today, I got into theater because I'm a late afternoon/night person, but today--a Sunday--I'm stuck at work from 9am till after midnight, essentially from one morning into the next. FML.

Yep, sounds about right...