Sunday, May 1, 2011

Early Morning Random Snark

Um...
Today, my husband got a random vasectomy, all because I said we needed protection. I meant condoms. Apparently he hadn't been listening when I told him about my fantasies of having a big family some day. FML.
I would argue that he heard you crystal clear....

A personal version:
Today, I got into theater because I'm a late afternoon/night person, but today--a Sunday--I'm stuck at work from 9am till after midnight, essentially from one morning into the next. FML.
Yep, sounds about right...

No comments: