There's been a shooting at an elementary school in Connecticut. An elementary school.
Of course, if only we as a society weren't so anti-gun (snort) and had allowed those children to pack heat then none of this would have happened, amirite?
Also, too, fuck you, Jay Carney. Now is exactly when we should talk about these things.
UPDATE: It turns out that the perennial blossom of potted douche standing proudly on the front porch of right blogistan, Instapundit, accidentally beat me to my punchline by almost an hour. You think you can make this up, but the gun nuts prove you can't.
Also, too, there seems to be some fellow feeling about telling Jay Carney to fuck off.