All right, gather 'round my little kiddies.  By...um, regular demand, I have finally documented the 
critically acclaimed house lights I built for "Machines x7" (now playing at HERE Ar
ts Center, check ovationtix.com for ticketing inform...).  Behold! The electrical fires that could have been!
Leaf blower, prairie-doggin' a 40w!  Yeah, I said it.
Caution sign.  I actually wanted to use this in its standard upside down 'V' shape, but the other half was assimilated into the Borg...er, I mean, the set, so I made do with the one.
Picnic cooler.  For those light lunches. Buh-dum!
Milk crate.  Yup.
Small fan.  Getting the motor out of this was actually quite the bitch.  In the end, a not-at-all-frustrated lob down an 18-step flight of stairs did the trick.  (Electrician's note: this method works on almost every household appliance.)
Hard hat.  I was very pleased with this one since the shell actually gives off quite a bit of yellow light.
Space heater.  What I like most about this one is that I was able to use the metal lining as a reflector for the two bulbs.  This was also the trickiest piece because we use the heater during the winter months, which meant I couldn't just deconstruct it (i.e., no trip down the stairwell).  So, this is still a functioning space heater, to be put back into service soon after it comes out of the air.
M&M dispenser: but more like if it had been made in China; i.e., a possible fire hazard, but for children most of all.  What can I say?  I love my job.
Printer.  After so many battles with this thing's ill-tempered brethren, I admit I took a certain sadistic satisfaction in driving in the two drywall screws holding the socket to it.
And finally, the umbrella.  I present the above last, because the lesson I want to leave you with is that 18 gauge zip cord powering basic type-A sockets with only a sliver of electrical tape between live current and the open air is the perfect way to stay warm and dry in a downpour, while adding only pennies to your monthly utilities bill.
On the upside, in a lightning storm this thing powers itself.
Go on, give 'er a try!
 
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