Bow Before The Bogg

From time to time, I enjoy testing my skill at nailing down the Shiller from Wasiller with the sharpest pins of wit and derision I can muster. It's a kind of cross-tent carnival game: I'm over at the one with the pop-gun and the stuffed animals, and she's a circus freak. It just works out.

Still, it's this amateur pastime of mine that makes me appreciate the level the pros play at.

TBogg's just...good.

Abort! Abort!

Either you politicize the Superbowl...or you don't.

It's funny to me, because by allowing the abortion ad and disallowing the gay dating ad they've managed to politicize both.

Well done, CBS. I would make a crack about your now being The BlackEye network but you'd probably manage to make that racially insensitive somehow...

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P.S. God how I've missed me some sweet, sweet Palin in(s)anity. Especially now that the post-op swelling of her face is no longer upstaging the swelling of her ego.

The Man With The Pan

Ever since we lost the "Also" From Juneau I've been exhibiting withdrawal symptoms. They say an effective therapy for former addicts is to give them something to do with their hands. Well, my love and I bought a digital camera.

And it has panorama.

The trembling has lessened considerably.






Hey, it's better for my health than suboxone or, god help me, finger painting...

Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab

I said no, no, no...

Snow Hillbilly Heroin

The alarm goes off and immediately I'm jonesing for a fix. It's okay, I've got a couple sources I can hit. I just have to throw on the overcoat and dark sunglasses and head to that seedy spot under the bridge, the underpass beneath the information highway.

Oh....oh, yes. That's it. "Department of law." (Shiver.)

"...Unfit for office." I feel tingly.

"...Enough to make even die-hard Republicans shudder." I can hear hopes crumbling! Trippy!

"Will she cure cancer?" Look, clouds....mmm, I can taste them. Hey, they're made from tears that dried on the cheeks of rightwing clowns! Who knew....?

Okay, one "unbiased" item, just to ease the bringdown. That does the trick; the little "news" report let the high gently leave the system, but the chatter about 2012 hints at more fixes down the road, and probably higher grade hits to boot.

Whew, I feel better. T'ain't nothin' like a few cc's of shadenfreude to get you moving in the morning.

The best thing about the internet is that the only delivery system for this top quality stuff is to mainline it right through the eyeballs. I wouldn't have it any other way.