Friday, July 24, 2009

Chic Fail

"Excuse me, Miss? Miss? Hi, I have a soiree to attend and I simply must look my best. I had heard of a new trend in nighttime fashion, something that's all the rage in a few of our inner cities and has lately been lifted up and transformed into the craze du jour. I'm wondering if you carry...oh, you do? That's marvelous. Ever since I was told of them, I've wanted to slip into one desperately. And which floor would I find that on?

Ah, the third."

Macy's Fail.

(Submitted and, with any luck, front-paged. Marlon Win!)

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